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The Best Thumbs Down I've Ever Given - Salida, CO | Methodist Mountain Trailhead


Thumbs down!

There. There it is. The best effing thumbs down ever.

Why?? BECAUSE OF THIS:

CRAZY TRASH

You know where this was?

LITERALLY RIGHT AT THE PARKING LOT!

IN FRONT OF ALL THE CARS!

CARS THAT WILL TRAVEL PAST APPROXIMATELY 9,864 TRASH RECEPTACLES IN THE NEXT JOURNEY THEY MAKE!

Here's something i don't understand:

Presumably these humans, parked their car at the Methodist Mountain Trail Head. Looked down and thought to themselves,

"My, we've accumulated quite a lot of trash in our vehicle."

And then the next thought was:

"Let's just dump it here behind this kinda big rock. no one will notice. definitely not."

Well you know what humans-who-suck-at-trash-removal?

I NOTICED! SEE:

WRONG!

AND I SHAME YOU WITH MY FACE.

So, unable to contain my rage, I slipped on some gloves (yeah, i'm traveling with those now), got out a GALLON SIZED ZIPLOCK BAG, and COMPLETELY FILLED IT.

Methodist Mountain Trailhead, you get a D-.

The only reason i didn't completely fail you is because the trail itself was pretty trash free. Apparently people traveling through Salida respect their trails, just not their parking areas...which is weird...

This is me. Getting it all. Every. Last. Bit.

I shame you humans who left this there. SHAME!

 

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