So recently we got SPONSORED BY DEUTER!!! (No big deal guys but the TP BLOG has ARRIVED!) to go on an Outdoor Adventure Quest all over CO.
We chose to quest in and around Telluride because it's effing beautiful and we're in a full on love affair with the San Juans.
Here's the Deuter Dirtbags proudly showcasing Deuter's new Dirtbag:
A REUSABLE ULTRA LIGHT TRASH BAG!!!!
This is a real thing that you should all own!!!!
So throughout this quest we were picking up all kindsa micro trash. It was awesome. There was no TP anywhere.
I was filled with joy
UNTIL WE GOT TO ALTA LAKES THAT IS.
There are TWO PORT-o-POTTIES right next to the camp sites (which are situated steps away from some stunningly beautiful San Juan alpine lakes).
I went to go scoop out the campsites and found what I can only describe as:
The single most horrifying toilet paper experience of my life.
Here's a video showcasing the HORROR:
And here's some still shots that only partially capture the UNBELIEVABLE DISASTER that humans visiting Alta Lakes are.
Alta Lakes Campground, you get an F-.
yep. The worst fucking grade I've given was in Telluride.
This is what heartbreak feels like.